PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scen